Dave’s Dirt
Oh so many stories so many fools and idiots 

1. Pete Rudi Von Sauerkraut Gallagher. I could a write a novel about this guy, who wore a German hat to a Lee Kernighan concert; who spends months building a generator box in his Suzuki toad and then leaves home without the generator thus an extra 1000ks returning home to pick it up.

2. Who parked next to a sale yard full of cattle and got no sleep –Me Nurse Nastie, Rudi, Mother hen Trish, Angie the Blond and Johnny 12volts and guess what we did it twice!!!
3. Who needed major arm and shoulder surgery after driving from Bright to Mt Hotham on the Alpine Way 10,000 corners?

4. Eddie four dogs actually spent some time at the rally attractions instead of under his bus – a first

5. Tom the tool man broke the world record for fixing generators at the rally 200 at last count. He also now travels on dirt roads at night so RTA can’t catch him. Sandra and captain don’t know if it is night or day as they travel in a cloud of dust.

6. Derek won drunk of the rally again and St Jo has upped her valium intake.

7. Rumour has it that HW forming their own political party seemto have anough members.

8. Model plane enthusiasts Ken, John and Wilson crashed 5 out of six planes killing numerous cockies.

9. Richo short fuse broke the world record for saying the F word 2,000 in an hour and still counting

10. Dogs now forming own chapter as approx 500 at rally

11. Jack and Jill new HWs went to get have their sight tested after wearing pink and white to the black and white ball.

12. We now have 2000 mice as travelling members of HW looks like all members will have to get a pussy each.

13. Eddie 4 dogs gets attacked by his four dogs resulting in a broken table and several chunks out of his beard

14. Thanks everyone for attending my birthday party at the rally with a record number (106) at happy hour –nothing to do with the free barbecue of course.

15. New members of HW money bags noel and bev have purported to be the longest motorhome in Oz maybe this could be HWs new headquarters.
As usual I haven’t let truth get in the way of a good story.

DAVE